Joke SCP Readings: SCP-777-J Darkblade | object class Keter

Thing #: SCP-777 Things Class: Keter Special Control Procedures: Despite The Fact That
SCP-777 can NOT be included, he has actually decided to remain at the Foundation so he can finish
his goal. He is to be provided with any and all things
that he asks for. He is to remain in an area looking like a Japanese
dojo with a container of sharks, other than the container remains in the floor. Summary: SCP-777 or Darkblade (Blade for
brief), as he picks to be called, is a white male of about 17 years old. He has moving white hair with environment-friendly highlights
and crystal blue eyes that show a dark past. He is clad in ebony armor that he made himself. His effect on women workers (which may
not also be a mythological result) is very effective. He is a smooth pander, that obtains all the ladies. He has actually picked Iris as his bride though to
joined when his goal is over.His element is water, which he has complete control
of, and he has an animal dragon, that need to be described as “” Establish”. Blade'' s power of water, in addition to his
mythological ability with a Katana, secures him from all injury. When he is attacked in any type of way, water shields will certainly appear around him and deflect the attack back to the enemies. Spoken with: SCP-777 “” Darkblade” Job Interviewer: Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ << Begin Log> > Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █: Hey there 777, I trust you are enjoying your brand-new accommodations? SCP-777: I am … Yet you should call me Darkblade … Your SCP name is not the one that was provided to me … Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █: Certainly, Darkblade. Currently, why are you remaining at the foundation? Darkblade: Due to the fact that physician, my mission tells me I have to … Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █: What goal is that. * Darkblade aims to the ceiling * Darkblade: I can'' t tell you … Yet it will conserve the recognized world … Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █: Then I am happy we discovered you … << End Log> > Closing Statement: It appears SCP-777 will be a really vital asset to the foundation. I understand he'' s our rescuer, but we wear'' t demand fansites to him.Come on individuals

! -Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Addendum 777-1 Darkblade has actually lately used up the guitar and, being a rapid student, has mastered the skill. Addendum 777-2 A moderate protection breach was reported on █ █/ █/ █ █ █ █. Darkblade has actually neither validated nor rejected any component in the event, however rather grinned slyly. Facility of Darkblade'' s Sentinels Clef: You are the one whom I have been waiting for? Darkblade: I am … Clef: Then I am prepared. Darkblade: Occupy your real weapon and tell me your true name … Clef: I am Death Steel, the Child of Satan, Wielder of the Guitar of Weeping Spirits, Half-Saiyan successor to Child Goku. Darkblade: Then together, allow us ride and clean the globe! Fatality Metal: BY THE TEARS OF MEPHISTOPHELES, IT SHALL BE SO! Yoric: You intended to speak to me, sir? Darkblade: I did. Yoric: What must I do? Darkblade: You are the dark heart KURUNANSENSU.You are half vampire, fifty percent werewolf, and fifty percent ninja, from an old clan. Occupy your guntana and feature me. Yoric: Yes, my master … Scientist Split: Hey There, SCP-777. Darkblade: Please, call me Darkblade … Researcher Crack: You intended to see me, yes? Darkblade: Indeed. You, thou homely succubus, will become my concubine. Is that objectionable? Researcher Split: No, naturally not. Darkblade: [DATA REMOVED] Scientist Split: Kinky. Dr. Bright: Ooh! Ooh! What do I obtain to be? Darkblade: You, my buddy, are Bobo; my stalwart companion/comic alleviation sidekick. You obtain to bring coffee, keep my tools polished, and typically make the rest people look awesome comparative. Dr. Bright: That doesn'' t audio really attractive … Darkblade: You likewise reach use this cool viking safety helmet. Bobo: Do you want decaf or routine? Dr. Klein: Great morning, SCP-777. Darkblade: It'' s Darkblade, sorry. Dr. Klein: Ah, yes, naturally. My apologies. Just how are you, Darkblade? Darkblade: Just fine, thank you. Dr. Klein: Well, that'' s great. Is there, , exists anything I
might do for you? Darkblade: No, absolutely nothing that I can think about, although I value your asking. Dr. Klein: I see. I'' ll … I ' ll get on my way out then.Goodbye. Darkblade: Bye-bye. The video opens with Darkblade deep in reflection, his sword throughout his knees. Darkblade sits in joyous peace for numerous moments, prior to he talks, apparently to the shady door. Darkblade: I know you'' re there, Heir of the MAChine. Gears: I'' m not ready for this, lord. Darkblade: You were developed all set, Maker. You simply require the best words. Gears: However no, I can not, it is too- Darkblade: Xyzzy, iddqd, god, quicken! Gears: ARGH! Dr. Gears drops to his knees, shouting, as his mechanical implants tear through his skin, every readily available surface glimmering with weapon barrels. Darkblade: Rise, Heir of the Equipment, so you might reveal them! Successor of the Device: We will bestow the path of the destrucity upon them! Dr. Edison: Here'' s the records on SCP-682 that you requested, Mr. Darkblade. Darkblade: Thank you, Edison … or must I claim; “” Area Investigator Kamen Mask X””! Dr. Edison: Heh. You'' re observant as ever before, Darkblade. Right here I was, thinking you neglected regarding your old rival. * Smoke of smoke. Edison shows up an instant later using a spandex clothing with a visored headgear. * Kamen Mask X: You'' ll pay for the horrible things you did to me all those years ago! Darkblade: I'' ve proceeded, Edison.I ' ve

averted from the darkness, to accept the light. Someday you'' ll recognize. Someday I'' ll even compensate the vague wrongs I committed upon you throughout my dark and troubled past that resulted in your choice to sign up with the Galaxy Federation to snoop on the Structure in hopes that you could one day kill me. Kamen Mask X: So … * Draws out laser sword * Shall we dance? Darkblade: Indeed. * Takes out katana * Dr. Trebuchet: 777, is it? Darkblade: Call me Darkblade. Dr. Trebuchet: … “” Blarkdade”? Darkblade utilizes a Phoenix Down on Dr. Trebuchet, who is immediately brought back to life.Darkblade: Come

with me, Surprise, and we shall destroy the Mako generators that are draining life power from the world! Dr. Trebuchet: Conserving the globe with eco-terrorism and business sabotage? Count me in! Darkblade picks Surprise up like a dufflebag by the band on her laboratory layer, and leaps over the side of a bridge onto a passing train listed below. They vanish off into the horizon. Darkblade is resting on a bed of roses, putting on black denims and a black tee he bought from Hot Topic. Research Aide Corbette ruptureds in with purple highlighted hair and white structure on. Research Study Assistant Corbette: So … you came back, Blade. Darkblade: Yes, I came back. For you. Research Assistant Corbette: (Leaning in).
Never ever leave once more, Blade. (Crying) Darkblade: (Grabs Research Study Assistant Corbette'' s. chin and looks him in the eye) I never ever will, Salman.

( Welcomes Research Aide Corbette, [DATA.
EXPUNGED] Salamandra Black'' ness Anastasia Falcon Corbette:.
Oh, Blade. Dr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █: (Filming).
You guys are so hot. Darkblade is received his space, meditating.
over the shark room. Distribution Representative Roadrunner enters the area,.
looking somewhat perturbed. Roadrunner: … I was called? Darkblade: Indeed you were. I have need of your car. Roadrunner: Oh? What for? Darkblade: I will be taking part in a race. The prizes are artefacts that allow the customer.
to rise to godhood. My exceptionally stereotyped rival is entering,.
and I should ascertain that his wish for power remains unfulfilled. Roadrunner: You can have it … over my dead.
body. Darkblade: * slowly stands, and gets in a battling.
position * Then you leave me no choice. Roadrunner: * rips his handgun out of its.
holster, and levels it at Darkblade * EAT 230 GRAIN JACKETED HOLLOWPOINTS, ASSHOLE! Darkblade proceeded to disperse all ten.45.
caliber rounds far from himself using his unreal reactions and his katana.The last dispersed rounded struck Roadrunner. in the head, killing him.
The safety and security feed cuts off right here, and returns to. half an hour later.
Any kind of traces of violence at the scene are gone,. as well as the corpse.
On the much wall, Roadrunner'' s CZ-97B is seen,.
placed along with the lots of various other prizes that Darkblade has actually extracted from his dropped foes. Roadrunner'' s vehicle was immediately bestowed.
to Darkblade. For more details please view Experiment.
Log 777 A. Experiment Log 777 A.
SCP-777 (that will certainly be referred to as Blade because of higher authorisation from the O5s,.
since it is shorter) was politely asked if he would certainly help with helping the Structure.
in experiments. He responded to that he would because he has an.
withstanding respect for the Structure also though we do not possess the means to compel him to.
do anything.Indeed we could not also monitor him were. it not for his participation.
It ought to be again kept in mind that Blade ' s teamwork. is significantly valued.
Examination A-1-S: Blade’s assault guard was tested. versus numerous types of attack.
It was located to reroute both regular damage.( damages damage) and compassionate mind control
memetic damage( pleased damage, also known as damages to. joy): particularly by enduring a 3.4 gigaton nuclear blast and being able to explain, in. information, SCP-055’s nature. Examination L-8-P: Blade verified not fit to eat to SCP-524. Undoubtedly as SCP-524 is especially savage. a tough fight was anticipated however Blade simply sufficed in 2 with his Katana.All the researchers existing were amazed.

but Blade was really modest. Test R-7-O: Blade was asked to spectate a. fight in between two other subjects.
Partway into the suit Blade revealed his. dismay at the progression of the battle and entered the ring, rapidly sending off both. celebrations. Apologies to the scientists involved for. the early decommissions of SCP-682 and SCP-076. Examination O-7-I: Blade was observed while he consumed. a baked potato. He said on its flavour, and [DATA EXPUNGED] Test L-K-F: Blade clarified that he was tired. and he ran to SCP-001 in order to go over the failings of the Abrahamaic religious beliefs. Examination X-X-X: Blade’s tempting beauty. to participants of both sexes was evaluated. Representative V █ █ █ █ tried to copulate. Blade regardless of being happily wed.
All spectators agreed that Blade was” really. so warm, I mean actually “.
Examination B-F-S: Although this wasn ' t intended. as a'test, Blade was observed making use of SCP-572 to dismember numerous Ninja Class-D ' s that. the Foundation preserves for simply such experimental purposes.Test F-U-!: When introduced to SCP-056, SCP-056.

was deeply considerate, even reverent: SCP-056:
“Oh wow, Darkblade! I ' m so pleased to satisfy you! You ' re so outstanding!” Agent V █ █ █ and Replacement C █ █'█ both. concurred that SCP-056 was entirely sincere. Once more, Blade pleasantly and decently rejected. the praise due to the fact that it makes him really feel uneasy, due to the fact that his vanity is not considerable. Test E-Y-G: SCP-887 was presented to Blade,. and the pair were laid off in the exact same room for a 14-hour period. The following early morning, SCP-887 was discovered to have. covered the area ' s walls and home furnishings with gushing, purple prose pertaining to “He of the. delicious hair and ebon armour” and several rather images of grinning sunlight on “pleased fields. Test O-M-343: SCP-343 breached control. just to come back beside Blade, and tried to start a high five. Blade left him hanging, and commented “I put on ' t. count on you.”. SCP-343 immediately disappeared, and is currently detailed. as deactivated. Test WTF-LOL-BBQ: Comfortably humiliated SCP-076-2.”by pulling a katana from an additional dimension, then having said katana draw one more, smaller sized. katana out of a various dimension.

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